Three in the afternoon, Tring Tring...

Kat: Hello

G: What are you doing?

Kat: Having my lunch.

G: So late?

Kat: Stop talking like Ma!

G: Trust me, I am trying really hard to become one!

Kat: I know, but you are not getting anywhere if you use those contraceptives.

G: Yeah!

(Laughter.)

Kat: Talk to you later then.

G: Bbye.

The Terrorist

"Oh, he's unconscious... who is he?"

"I don't know, but for the last 7 days, he's been asking everyone for food. No idea about his whereabouts..."

"Should we help him?"

"No.. he might be a terrorist.."

"Hmmm, you're right!!"

Next morning, the paper read:

"A 7 years old boy found dead, possibly succumbed to starvation."

11 Red Wood Street, 04:29:55

He found what he was looking for, arranged it carefully, adjusted his tie and coat and walked out of the door.

The morning paper read:

“… 33 year old man … dead in bed ... pedant and picture of a woman in hand ... no suicide note … investigations … his wife … killed … bizarre car accident … daughter of a wealthy businessman …”

The Beggar

The car stopped.

"Hey, what happened?" he asked.

"That guy saved a lady from being crushed but couldn't save himself...."

"No, certainly drunk! I know this rowdy, always a problem, alive.. or dead."

Five minutes later, his mobile rang.

"Hi dear, that beggar saved me today, otherwise... But he is no more."

The car turned..

Tick Tock Tick Tock...

She had anxiously been waiting for the doorbell to ring, to propose her love to him. He promised he would come. Fifteen minutes later, the phone rang.

“Hey sweetheart”, he sounded excited.

“Hie, where are you?”

“Sorry babe, had the greatest day of my life, I’m getting married.”

“Congratulations.”

“Gotta run, bye.”

“Bye”. Miss you.

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