Three in the afternoon, Tring Tring...

Kat: Hello

G: What are you doing?

Kat: Having my lunch.

G: So late?

Kat: Stop talking like Ma!

G: Trust me, I am trying really hard to become one!

Kat: I know, but you are not getting anywhere if you use those contraceptives.

G: Yeah!

(Laughter.)

Kat: Talk to you later then.

G: Bbye.